Today, my beloved son emailed me. He is trying to find a good domain name for his blog. The domain name he picked contains the word "Advocate".

Sebastien, my dear son, I don't mean to shoot down every domain name you pick, but "Advocate", "Avocat" en Français, means "Lawyer".

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. At least spirulina is scum that grows on a pond.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. None. They are both scum.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. The spirulina doesn't charge $150/hour.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Well the spirulina is good for you.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Spirulina doesn't come in a suit.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Spirulina has a purpose in life.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Spirulina will be useful to start civilization over. Not so with lawyers.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. When I wipe my ass, I kind of think of both.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina? A. Spirulina doesn't say "If the glove doesnt't fit, you must acquit".

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Spirulina is better looking than most lawyer. And certainly more honest.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Spirulina will help you even if you are desperate for help and unable to pay obscene kick-me-in-my-ass fees.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Spirulina has a conscience.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Wall Street doesn't care for spirulina.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. I'm pretty sure after you bulldoze a lawyer, you'd be hard-pressed to tell which is the spirulina and which is the lawyer.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina? A. If both are placed in a rocketship, and sent out into space forever, we would need to grow more spirulina.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. I'm sure there must be SOME lawyers out there who don't leave a BITTER taste in your mouth.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Spirulina doesn't give a shit if children say a PRAYER together in a class room. Scum.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. That's easy. Spirulina actually tries to do good in society. I like spirulina! :)

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. That's easy. I don't feel like shoving my foot in spirulina's mouth.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Spirulina didn't vote for legislation S.1867 NDAA last week through which American citizens lost 220 years of protection from INDEFINITE DETENTION WITHOUT DUE PROCESS, as the Bill of Rights and the U.S. Constitution used to afford them, as per America's Founding Fathers.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Spirulina doesn't chase after ambulances.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. A lot easier to put 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean, than 10,000 spirulina. Try it.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. If you happen to see spirulina, spirulina probably isn't trying to find the loophole. Not so with the lawyer.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina? A. A doberman looks better on the lawyer. Try it.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. They are both scum, HOWEVER spirulina DOES serve a useful purpose in society.

Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and spirulina?
A. Spirulina still respects my First Amendment Right of Free Speech.

George Carlin on lying politicians: