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The world's very first "HUMOR-IS-AN-OPTION" website!

Well I have been told by a friend (I think) that my page on the Maharishi Effect contained too much humor and was generally "coarse" and disrespectful.

I have also received many MORE comments on that same page which were POSITIVE. It just goes to show you:

"you can't please everyone."

 

BUT I SURE LIKE TO TRY!

 

As a result, I am proud to announce to the entire world, if not the entire GALAXY, that I am now the proud owner of the world's very first "HUMOR-IS-AN-OPTION" website!

You have read correctly.

Starting today, every new page on my beloved website will contain SECRET JOKE WORDS, which, when moused-over (that means with the MOUSE), will reveal a small popup text window, which will usually contain some form of humorous phrase, depending on what state my erratic brain happens to be in on that particular day!

If you don't like the humor, I'll be happy to give you a full and complete refund, too.

Please note that individuals who possess a deficient HUMOR-gene on chromosome 12, preventing them from lightening up and savoring a few brief moments of light-hearted laughter when reading web pages, will still be able to continue reading the "PLAIN" regular version of this website, simply by NOT, I repeat, NOT mousing-over the JOKE WORDS on that page.

Something for everyone.

I will not be held responsible for individuals who possess a deficient HUMOR-gene on chromosome 12 and accidentally mouse-over one of the JOKE WORDS. You come to my website, you take your chances.

Go ahead, try it now:

 

WARNING! Attempting this experiment when the invidual does NOT possess the HUMOR-gene on chromosome 12 may result in serious injury, possible fits of anger and just a generally really crappy mood for the next few days. You have been forewarned!

If you are certain that you do possess the HUMOR-gene on chromosome 12, mouse-over this word in green RIGHT HERE to test your giggle abilities.

No? Well how 'bout this one HERE.

Nothing? How 'bout this one HERE.

If the experiment is successful, you should experience a slight feeling of light-headedness accompanied by rapid diaphragm contractions, as well as a brief moment of happiness followed by a general feeling of well-being and an overall reduced level of muscular tension. THIS IS A GOOD SIGN, DO NOT BE ALARMED.

I thank you for your attention and look forward to embarking on this new adventure in the very near future.

Marc

 

 

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