Improving blood flow to my head. Um, yeah that's it.

August 7, 2010

Hey did you hear the one about the guy who kept telling jokes with no punch lines?

No? Oh OK, just checkin'.

I've been taking the L-Arginine supplement ProArgi 9 for 1 week, and I still feel fantastic from the increased blood flow to my head, my very important brain, my whole body. I strongly encourage you to look into the L-Arginine supplement ProArgi 9.

I've been in Fairfield, Iowa for 2 months now, and today was the first day I heard a Police siren. Maybe somebody's pig jumped the fence or something. Compare this with Miami, where I would hear literally dozens of sirens each day!

I will never forget the day when I took my son to a pizza place in South Beach and showed him how to use a laptop for the very first time. We turned on the laptop and started working on his homework. My son wanted to write about Spongebob Squarepants.

So here we are in a South Beach pizza joint and my son and I are writing about Spongebob Squarepants: "I am square, I am yellow and I have holes in me".

My son and I finish our pizza and head home. We are walking and on our way home, we stop at the local Radio Shack, which is about 1/2 mile from the pizza place.

Not one minute after entering the Radio Shack, 6 Police officers follow us into the Radio Shack and walk straight toward me. The officer wants to know if this is my son, and did we just eat at a pizza place and what did we do there? TRUE STORY: Someone in the restaurant saw my son and I working on the laptop, they saw "I HAVE HOLES IN ME" written on the laptop screen, and they called the Police.

The officer explained to me that someone had called 911 and alerted the Police that "a white man and a young child just left the restaurant together and are walking East on Lincoln Road". Welcome to Miami Beach. Because Miami Beach is all about LUST, lust for food, for alcohol, for sex with the opposite sex, with the same sex, lust for money, someone saw "I HAVE HOLES IN ME" and immediately called the Police.

I don't blame the Police officers: they are simply trying to the job that society pays them to do. I'm just saying that we as a nation spend a lot of taxpayers dollars because we as a society are quite sick right now. 6 Miami Beach Police officers spent about an hour on our "case" that day. How much of YOUR TAXPAYER MONEY is that? Personally my solution is Transcendental Meditation.

A month later, my son and I got stopped by the Miami Beach Police again because someone had called 911: I had made the mistake of sitting in the swings with my son for 15 minutes. Me on my swing and he on his swing besides mine, in the children's playground. That's a big NO-NO if you live in a sick place.

The good news is I don't live in South Beach anymore and made beautiful, serene Fairfield, Iowa my home!

I'm telling everyone about the L-Arginine supplement ProArgi 9.

I just sent my ex-wife, who suffers from high blood pressure (her dominant dosha is Pitta - look out!!), a free bottle of the L-Arginine supplement ProArgi 9.

That's right. Even though she has treated me horribly all those years, I just sent her a free jar of the L-Arginine ProArgi 9 supplement, because I want my son to have his mother healthy and happy for a long time.

Gosh, I am such a nice man.

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