HUMOR is a healer.

December 20, 2011

Someone once said: "Laughter is a smile having an orgasm."

I like HUMOR... here's an example of an idea that just crossed my twisted mind.

I won't do it, but it would be funny to WRITE the following on my web page about MAMMOGRAMS (breast cancer detention):

I could write, at the bottom of the page:

"I encourage all of you ladies to email me a picture of your naked breasts, so that I may perform a VISUAL INSPECTION OF THE AREA, and give you my professional opinion as it pertains to the health of your breasts..."

I think it would be hilarious to write this, but not everyone has a good sense of humor... Actually that brings up an interesting point:

Is someone more likely to get cancer if they DON'T have a good sense of humor?

At the end of the HUMOROUS paragraph above, I could add:

- "If you think the previous joke was FUNNY, don't bother sending in a picture of your naked breasts, you are most likely FINE."

- "If you thought that the previous joke was OFFENSIVE, if you think I am a BASTARD for even joking this way, don't bother sending in a picture of your naked breasts, you probably have/will get cancer."

Perhaps, also, if you have cancer:

- If you think having cancer is - in a Cosmic sort of way - FUNNY, you may well have good chances of HEALING from your cancer.

- If you think having cancer is a horrible tragedy, a nightmare that ends your life, you may well DROP THE BODY from your cancer. You DROP THE BODY, but your SOUL IS IMMORTAL.

I don't know how else to put it. It seems to me that HUMOR is a tremendous HEALER.

Have you ever had to sit in a class of some sort, having to sit and listen to some teacher, and you just KNEW THAT THERE WAS JUST NO WAY THAT THE TEACHER WOULD EVER CRACK A JOKE? EVER? Have you ever known someone like that?

And how long was every minute spent in that class room?

I hate to break the news to you, people, but we are all going to die, one day. That is reality. No one is getting out of here alive. So lighten up!

"I'm serious as CANCER, when I say "Rythm is a dancer."

Steve Jobs' last words, just before he dropped the body, were:

"Oh wow... Oh wow... Oh wow..."

We don't need to wait until we drop the body, TO BE AMAZED.

We can sit comfortably, close the eyes, lose our senses, lose the world, and BE AMAZED.

I am nothing special but, based on my meditations, I would describe "What's on the other side" as:

"a state of ever-increasing humor".

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